So some guy wants to split up Iraq into three different territories. Brilliant. What a thinker. Apparently he isn't familiar with the Palestinian/Israeli conflict. Or the first or second Congo war. Or being in the back seat of a station wagon with a sibling.
"He's on my side! He looked at my side!"
Yeah man. Your plan will solve everything. Why didn't I think of that? "She breathed on my side!"
I forgot to mention the Civil War of the United States of America. That one worked out too.