So I'm driving back from the park-n-ride, and I'm driving down the road that runs by Target. There's a lady that is trying to turn onto the road that I'm on in front of me. Obviously, I have the right-of-way. So, I do the legal thing, and just keep driving straight. She on the other hand, thinks that SHE has the right of way. Always. So, as I'm passing her, she mouths "ASSHOLE!!!" at me. WHAT??
I think that everybody, if they could, would drive like they were in China. No rules. Every man for himself. Or, every bitch for herself. It's just that here in the U.S., we have things like police who ticket people for doing stupid things like not yielding to traffic at a driveway. I think that instead of ticketing people for doing stupid things, they should ticket people for being who they are. "Ma'am, I caught you doing Bitchy-five in a no-bitching zone. That's a two point violation." Or, "Sir, you were showing off and being macho in a school zone. Please step out of the car." So we can now get these jerks off the road, instead of letting them be the "assholes" they are. Maybe, after they get their license suspended for the second time for not smiling at a four-way smile, they'll change their jerk ways. I'm going to start my own country. Anybody want to join me? There will be gum-drop meadows and chocolate rivers, and candy-cane forests… The animals will run free and be delicious. The children will run in the streets with joy. The streets will be paved with rock-candy. Sound good? You have to pass the screening exam first.